illegitemate protector of nectar i checked her curves at the door down on all fours i was howlin like a dog or set to play leap frog or maybe hog tie that slut so i could hit it in the butt and what the fuck am i writing i could certainly be biding my time much better mo bettah like buttah that honey makes me shudder yes with two sticks of butter and a chili dog frog hog smog in the air against my bare skin fighting a war in my head i can’t possibly win a grin wraps around my face singing chantilly lace i race towards the door scoop her up in my arms this is just a fantasy for greasing hairy palms and the fronds of the trees sway dropping coconuts like general mills i’m coocoo for cocoa puffs enough mmm duff and mcgruff the crime dog is an irish cop stereotype that received lots of hype sayin not to talk to strangers beat ‘em with a hockey stick like messier the ranger i’m in danger of disaster cuz i’m making molds with plaster i blast ‘er into the stars doin 90 in my car on the way home from the bar keep my nuggets in a jar a har har the low quality of lit makes me feel just like a tit in the python sense it fits cuz i’m dense and my rhyme hopped the fence when the dish took the spoon as the cow jumped the moon in the early afternoon what a goon buffoon too soon not nuff time to construct a proper rhyme like a corona with lime dancing up your spine as you roll away your dime the clock chimes meticulating splines fine i’ll shut up but i’ll be back later with a body of work that’s of quality much greater masturbater with a hot potater cheese grater scuse me waiter just taste the soup all right where’s the spoon ah-cha!