congratulations to sarah carson who finally starts college this week after nearly two years of loafing!

shady coverups in the hayouse. that fucker can get away with whatever he wants, but anyone else gets popped. such bullshit.

mcdonald’s wants you to think that they’re not bad guys, but we know better.

grand royal folds.

stile is in deep shit.

prepare to be very annoyed.

did i ever mention how i sometimes think about downloading my brain to a hard drive?

mcaffee is the new software evil.

keep yo’ dykes off the sho’line.