the surf's yield

sexveggie action
everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten… how many kittens have you killed? this duck has killed many. i will think about this and kill many more. no, i won’t and i apologize b/c that’s disgusting. i’ll just look at these photos instead.

slaughter the butterfuly
nyc responds to microsoft’s new guerilla marketing campaign… the internet responds …funny how that ny times article is plastered in the very ads that ms is apologizing for… it’s almost as though they wanted the attention …DUH

educational value
paper airplane simulator, frog dissection simulator, scratch instructor