Erev Xmas every day!

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I wish every day were Christmas Eve. It took me 25 minutes to get to work today. 25! It usually takes no less than 40 and more often than not 50! And the cars were practically empty. No sardine can subway. And the streets are barren. No traffic clogging every intersection. No throngs of people choking every sidewalk in their aimlessness. No lines at the bagel shop. All the elevators in my building free and available.

I felt like Will Smith in I Am Legend for about five minutes there.

My god — if this is what the Council on Foreign Relations is on about with their promotion of thinning out the human population — sign me up as an advocate! This has been the least frustrating morning I’ve had in months!

Y’all goyim should find more reasons to leave NYC for long stretches. I can finally frickin’ breathe again.

Yay Christmas!

10 Comments

  1. Sarah says:

    Manhattan’s pretty empty on Saturdays as well ;)

  2. Ray says:

    Hooray for Dies Natalis Solis Invicti.

  3. Sarah says:

    Joyeux Noel, Ray!

  4. Ray says:

    Frohe Weihnachten, Sarah!

  5. Sarah says:

    Have you seen the Hillary nutcracker? I had a mindworm yesterday, so to speak. I couldn’t stop thinking the phase “pretentious fucktards” and was wondering whether this has been added to my vocabulary by reading Dan’s blog ;)

  6. Brian says:

    Please, repost your slanderous Ron Paul article. That was good stuff. Your sources are of the utmost reliability. You remember? the one with this link? http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=63682

  7. Chris H says:

    Well, this goyim left NYC on Christmas morning and landed in California in time for dinner with the GF’s Jewish family. Good dinner, but I do admit to a longing for our traditional Jewish Christmas in NYC. (Chinese restaurant & movies.)

  8. Mobius says:

    goy=singular; goyim=plural

    in hebrew, the suffixes -im and -ot are plural (masculine and feminine respectively)

    but i hear ya pa

  9. sarah says:

    Hmmm. Chris, I donno where you are in CA but the Chinese food pickings this XMas were quite excellent in San Francisco. I had killer northern Chinese food at San Tung yesterday, and just to keep it fresh, we did Erev Xmas at a Burmese joint.

  10. EV says:

    Manhattan on XMas is the best day of the year. Robert Smigel and Darlene Love put it best.

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